canterbury tales (plural)

Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,

Since I, nor Stephen, are going to play poker, I believe it would be in our best interests to do something while they are off losing money. So I am looking at you, Stephen, Nick, and Andre (if he has recovered from his travels). I would be willing to see "Little Miss Sunshine" again, it was that good, the "World Trade Center" film is coming out tomorrow. 1 in 3 americans believe the government has a role in 9/11. I just think they shot down flight 93. That or we could do something else. Me and Stephen have ass-sured that we will (or at least can) watch "the Royal Tenenbaums" at Nathan's on Thursday by blackmail.

It might be rainy the next few days, I'm not part cherokee, but then again, why does that matter. It is not like they lived outside much more than my people (natures winners*). Why do people think that los nativos are some how better in tune with nature just because their houses the government gives them (we pay for) are decaying a bit. History is full of winners and losers. And I do mean to be callous, because part of suriving is adaptation, adaptation is a profound statement. If people want to live in straw huts and keep on hunting animals with spears because that is what their parents did good for them, but that kind of life style takes up a lot of land, and there is not any more left. All it takes is pressure and time. The same goes for the amish, I don't respect their lives. I do not find something noble in inferiority. Yes, it is inferiority to live a life without life saving medical technology, efficient agriculture, and other things that the other six billion of us have been working with/towards. So, there is my anti-unibomber rant. Because the infant death rate is below 1 in 3 for us, and I believe if they would only sit down at a table with us and had...eggo waffles, they would give up their various lives of simplicity for our brave new world.

"if fascism comes to America it will be on a platform of americanism."

Mr. James: "RLP, reconciling logical paradoxes, that is what Dave would do"
Lisa: "sir, I'm sorry, I can't do that"
Mr. James: "Dave wouldn't say that"
Lisa: "Well, I'm not Dave"
Mr. James: "Dave wouldn't say that either"

My friends always tell me I only point out problems without giving any solutions, but they never tell me how I can change my ways.