MAX,you are incompetent

max, you have yet to return tipping point, as it was due Thurdsay the 27th as I had told you. The late fine is up to sixty cents, but that is not the biggest problem. Max, when you do this (pull this kind of stunt) it reflect poorly on me. You see, thanks to the patriot act, the government has a right to see what kind of books I have been checking out, but not only that, they have access to my late fee records. For all I know some credit reporting agency takes that information from the NSA. Even if it doesn't, it still is a asshole thing to do. I let you borrow a book that I took out and all you had to do was return it to Washburn by the 27th. I am sorry if you were busy, but that is not a proper reason for not returning the book. So my advice to you is to return said book. I know it is difficult going ALL THE WAY over to the library. But come on. By the way you owe me money for the late fee. I want a full dollar, the paper kind, I will not accept anything less. This is because I now have to hall my ass down to the library and pay said fee. I don't care about the extra forty cents, I will probably just tell them to keep it or else let it fall out of my pocket. My problem is that you seem extremely challenged by such a simple task of moving a book from point A to point B, in this case to clarify since you seem to have trouble with the issue: point A is where the book is now, and point B is the Washburn library returns counter. It better be in good enough condition to return, I would normally assume that, but then again with you it seems I can't assume the obvious, as I had assumed that you could return a book, which most people don't have trouble with. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, well, that is not going to happen. As a clarical side note, I didn't tell you it was last thursday that it was due, I believe I told you it was Wednesday, so add another day to the total. It baffles me that returning a book is so difficult. Perhaps all the guitar playing has left your arm incapable of lifting a book onto a counter and perhaps you went to the library several times but were unable to bring the book to the height of the counter. So in conclusion, please return the book I lent you before I reach my tipping point.