because I'm your weather man

I have become alerted to presence of people among us that believe it will rain. I, being a moderately well trained meteorologist, have decided to let everybody in on a secret, it will not rain until about 10pm, and even then it will be weak. Anybody who can't stand the heat outside is weak as well, for I spent a good two hours biking in the afternoon and only needed to consume 2 litres of water. That is the proper way to spell liter by the way, "litre" is how the french - who invented the nearly superiour unit system. The lack of BPUs in the lexicon of Système international d'unités. The french rock. Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs, as did the recent dude to win, they need to stop lying and Americans need to stop being patriotic about cheating just because it is a French race race. The French are awesome and as I have pointed out many times they are the country most similar to ours in the world right now, as neither of us as any sense of detente.

By the by, http://www.crh.noaa.gov/forecast/MapClick.php?CityName=Minneapolis&state=MN&site=MPX
Is the same thing as wunderground.com who I had been using but found el gobierno did it better and with no adds. Also the title to this is an allusion/illusion to the film "groundhog day", more specifically its opening song.

Today I took pictures of ducks sitting on a sandbar in lake nokomis, I am bothered about why it is there, I think it has to do with the overflow ponds, it was near the...I got to go....

Max, el libro

Max, my problem is that the book is still listed as being checked out, so I still wonder what the problem is?

MAX,you are incompetent

max, you have yet to return tipping point, as it was due Thurdsay the 27th as I had told you. The late fine is up to sixty cents, but that is not the biggest problem. Max, when you do this (pull this kind of stunt) it reflect poorly on me. You see, thanks to the patriot act, the government has a right to see what kind of books I have been checking out, but not only that, they have access to my late fee records. For all I know some credit reporting agency takes that information from the NSA. Even if it doesn't, it still is a asshole thing to do. I let you borrow a book that I took out and all you had to do was return it to Washburn by the 27th. I am sorry if you were busy, but that is not a proper reason for not returning the book. So my advice to you is to return said book. I know it is difficult going ALL THE WAY over to the library. But come on. By the way you owe me money for the late fee. I want a full dollar, the paper kind, I will not accept anything less. This is because I now have to hall my ass down to the library and pay said fee. I don't care about the extra forty cents, I will probably just tell them to keep it or else let it fall out of my pocket. My problem is that you seem extremely challenged by such a simple task of moving a book from point A to point B, in this case to clarify since you seem to have trouble with the issue: point A is where the book is now, and point B is the Washburn library returns counter. It better be in good enough condition to return, I would normally assume that, but then again with you it seems I can't assume the obvious, as I had assumed that you could return a book, which most people don't have trouble with. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, well, that is not going to happen. As a clarical side note, I didn't tell you it was last thursday that it was due, I believe I told you it was Wednesday, so add another day to the total. It baffles me that returning a book is so difficult. Perhaps all the guitar playing has left your arm incapable of lifting a book onto a counter and perhaps you went to the library several times but were unable to bring the book to the height of the counter. So in conclusion, please return the book I lent you before I reach my tipping point.

dsc glf

anybody up for disc golf on saturday?

SCOOP!!!!

I can only go to the 2pm showing of SCOOP today (friday), so if you want to join me/delay until tomorrow(saturday) (afternoon only) then call me. It is at the Edina.

DQ

11am at the DQ, Nathan and Stephen, please respond so I know you remember, I don't want to look foolish, I get enough of that.

Noche

anyone up for something tonight?

biodiesel, more like bullshitdiesel

The United States has 434,164,946 acres of farmland, including grazing land,
Now, the United States consumes 230 billion gallons of oil a year,
so to use biodiesel, we would need to get 529.75 gallons out of every acre of farmland,
the problem is that the most efficient crop is Jatropha, which yields less than 200 gallons per acre, before processing costs. I am ignoring the theoretical 650 gallons per acre of palm trees because most parts of the country can not grow them. Not to mention the fact that even using some genetically engineered palm trees we would still be left with almost no land left to farm for...food, that other thing we need. So, anybody, cough, who tells you biodiesel is good for the environment is a liar, because it would kill off our most valueable resource for the future, soylent green.

Salsa Shark...Were gonna need a bigger boat

ok so let me know if any of you want to see Clerks two because I am going to go soon even if I have to go by myself.

lady in the water

MEET at andre's DAD'S house at 6:40 for the 7pm lady in the water at southdale

what is the deal

nathan, what is the deal, you didn't show at the film, well, I guess I know who killed the electric car and you don't, you should work on getting your cell phone battery back, man, was that funny at the time.

cabin fever

so, according to the great Andre, we can go back to his cabin, well, during the week.

Since it would be useful for us to work out a schedule in advance to so that the employeed among us can go, i am think we should go back on august 8 and 9, a tuesday and wednesday. If you have any thoughts, please make them known so I can contradict them.

this will probably suck

from the writer of "total recall"
with the director of jack black's opus "school of rock"
comes a film edited like the sucktoberfest "waking life"
produced partially by plays-by-his-own-rules-fake-"ER"-doctor George Clooney
creating rave review like "garish, haunting animation but no story line"
possessing a name that makes me angry at english,
and the psuedo-intellectuals that named it,
in a unpretentiously pretentious way,
so that we think they are smart and above our level,
while really they have no idea what to name something like this:
a scanner darkly
2:20 4:40 7:10 9:30
uptown

any ideas?


I think nick wants to go to the 9:30 showing

5 Dolla

...for a holla

any one free tonight???

Ca-rib-ean

On fox news they just had a fake clapping sound play after the mention of a preemptive strike on North Korea, I think our troops are overextended enough.

Pirates plays at Southdale at:
4:45 6:00 6:45 7:30 8:15 9:30 10:15 11:00

right now I am looking at the 7:30, post if you think otherwise, otherwise I will call people at about five

{{{ meeting at andre's dad's house as 7:05~7:10pm for a 7:30 pirates at Southdale}}}

hi all...Im back in town just so you know. Ben I was thinking breadsticks on friday around 12pm if you are interested. anyway that is all feel free to call me with plans ...remember why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks

!olah¡

So, my house is not good for tonight, well we could get together at my house, but I want to try my new sound system for my bicycle that I have been working all day on, so I want to go somewhere, we still can do it at my house, but some people, cough, have not been around lately, and so if anybody is interested in hosting, give me a call, or post something, I will even call up the troops.

get some fireworks or something

just as the rest of my summer is going, I have nothing to do tomorrow, anybody want to go set of some fireworks (of course we would have to go to wisconsin to do so).

(((We are meeting at my house to play disc golf at 3pm)))

Greg, you can come, since I know people of the jewish faith don't celebrate the 4th of JewLie.

disc golf

1 pm

kaposia, north valley, acorn, highland, bryant lake, or edina (joking). My vote is for kaposia, it is shaded and interesting without being completely wooded - more like old highland. Vote for it and we will go where we can get some consensus. Right now I am going with Me, nick, nathan, and max on board, tell me if otherwise, or if we need to do it later or ealier in the day, remember it is generally cooler in the morning.

...texas ranger

Saturday, today, the walker is free, the first saturday of the month always is, so I am going, irregardless of who else is going, but if you want to join me, then call me (612-four18-three424) , any person is welcome, even greg, we will meet me at 1pm, I have yet to see the new walker, so it will be interesting, I hope, at least see my old friends. By the walker, I mean the walker art museum, the one by the old guthrie, by the cherry and spoon...anyways, be there or view the abstract square sculptures in your own time.