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I, like Napoleon, require an outlet for my creative talents, Napoleon by god knew how to run things, and he wrote on varied topics beyond military science, he has theories on how to improve the lives of his countrymen. I am pissed because I can't write on my normal blog. I am currently working on a book of how to be a insurgent, as I am very concerned about a foreign force invading an occupying Minneapolis. I really don't care about Indiana, were such a battle to come to fruition I would leave my adopted land, America's crossroads, and return to what I refer to as the fatherland. I am finding it difficult to find information on how to build bombs out of common household chemicals. I have the feeling that government is keeping tabs on me, and I wonder if google (the company that subsidizes "blogger", which in turn supports this site" is part of a massive data mining effort. If so I am sure that my recent rentals from the library will give them something to worry about. But I am a patriot, and watching a documentary about the american revolution gave me a good sense that we were founded by those who wished to unshackle themselves from tyrants, and that much of our continental army fought drunk and that most of their meeting were in bars, our insurgency was organized in the taverns that also doubled as Free Mason halls. Free Masons made up the vast majority of the officers. I like the Free Masons, not the southern ones, but the ones against slavery. Thomas Paine does not get nearly enough credit. Strangely the very existence of libraries give me more patriotic energy, at least for our current government. Paine started the revolution but is largely unknown because he wasn't a badass like Franklin or an ass like Jefferson, tommy boy owned slaves, busted, the history channel talked about how it plagued his mind, well maybe not having slaves would have helped that problem. Ih his defense he did free them in his will, so in death he decided they were people, what a douchebag. Because he was too weak my great-great-great-great-grandfather had to come over from Germany and whop some ass. I feel that if one of my ancestors has to fight a group I have the birthright to make fun of them (especially if they started it). So I would make fun of the South and the Japs, but that is too easy, and I am above that. Now to the topic of dropping the bomb on Japan. I feel that it was totally justified. Why you ask? Because they started it! Way to bomb pearl harbor. We even sent bombers over Hiroshima that didn't drop bombs so they would be used to it and all be outside when the bomb went off. I would talk about the other city but I can't remember the name, I don't really care, it doesn't matter anyways, it is radioactive I don't want to go there. Maybe it was dropped to scare stalin, but it seems to me that the king of whatever they have, Hello Kitty of something, could have dropped FDR a line anyday and settled a peace agreement. And if you want to claim that the people that were killed were not the Hello Kitty of Japan, then too bad, maybe they should have had a revolution and gotten themselves rights instead of playing tribute to a Hello Kitty. People who don't want freedom don't make sense to me. These religious fanatics that give most of the good muslims a bad name for some reason want a book to rule over them instead of their own minds and a little "common sense", maybe they could use a Thomas Paine.

2 Comments:
At 7:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
This guy is brilliant!
At 7:30 PM,
VanBarnes said…
I second that! Huzzah!
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