I heard it through the grapevine

Well, here goes.

Well, where to start. there is a game of ultimate that goes from mid-morning to about two in the morning. I am half decent. I just got my awesome laptop. The meals are great. Yesterday for lunch I had a corndog, pizza, soft serve ice cream, french fries, hot chocolate, ice tea, and poweraide. So your school probably sucks. There is a poker game here. I just spectated last night to see what kind of game it is. Nathan could take these people out, they are a joke to respectable poker. It was hilarious to watch all the nerds have panic attacks because they were without internet until a few minutes ago. We have some awesome RAs and SAs. I live in speed hall on floor one. I watch the West Wing on a big screen TV in my RA's room. The SAs are awesome. We almost won the dorm sports contest but Deming hall is full of cheaters and many more people. All my stuff was brought from the car to my room, I didn't need to carry a thing. My finacial aide loans were late and they just said it was okay. My crazy ass roommate who I think might be reading this is from michigan. Did you know thay keep there cans to get the deposit? What is the deal? I am limited in bandwidth to 3 gigabytes a day. If any of you are part of division three we are hosting the NCAA div III track and field championship. Cell phone coverage is good, but not great. My room, unfortunately, has a view of a park and not a lake like the people on the other side of the hall. I live in the only unair-conditioned building on campus. But we are hardcore, so we are cool. The poker tourney was hilarious. They took forever to determine a starting chip amount. 1000 chips points. 10's, 20's, 50's, and 100's. Why the extra value I had no Idea. Rather slow, but not too slow. I keep getting screwed in foosball, two on my floor, and a very big screen TV. I have to go soon, lunch is chicken.

Anyways, I heard your school sucks.