Collinear Development Strategies

Monday, April 25, 2005

alea iacta est, o serĂ¡.

As I walked home I noticed a giant backhoe was parked on my lawn. I also noticed a ten foot high pile of dirt and a giant hole of somewhat less magintude, most likely caused by aeration, also nearby. I went into my house to find signs over every faucet that decreed "do not use water." I need to evict some aqueous solution from my bladder. I was about to flush to toilet when I heard some dude scream. He came running to the door and pounded on it saying to not flush. I was very tempted, as temptation has a tendancy to, to flush the toilet, but I finally decided against it thinking that it was yellow and I ought to let said liquid mellow. I was informed that the sewer line from my house was being replaced today. Well, this disturbed me slightly. Then I was informed that I was to spend the night at my cousin's house, yes that cousin, because my house would be without water. I will also be missing the HPDL board meeting tonight, much to my disapointment as I was eagerly awaiting the judgement on the construction of a garage that someone was building to be the size of their house. I thus will be spending the night at my cousin's house.

Nick, I have no need for a ride in the morning as I will be dwelling only a few blocks from Southwest.

Stephen, just post what you want ordered, I will go through discfly.com as they have a better color and wieght selection process and are about a cent cheaper a disc. Please contact me at home if you can before 6:30(I will probably leave later though). If not just post it and I will see it ordered at my cousin's house.

Max, I will go on what you previously mentioned unless you tell me otherwise.

Andre, if you want to play xbox tonight, I will be in the area and can bring the xbox, you must contact me before I leave around 6:30.

Nathan, congrats on opening the gates of hell and causing a curse on the house of Atreus.

Ben, play that funky music.

So there was this big hoe in my yard when I came home...no it wasn't greg.

3 Comments:

  • At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Joe Reed's gates of pain in your crotch. What did you think would happen after the incidents of today.

     
  • At 9:57 PM, Blogger TeNSiX said…

    ben if you havent ordered already id take an eagle distance driver if they have them. you can pic the specs

     
  • At 6:21 PM, Blogger VanBarnes said…

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

     

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